`Brian what s wrong with you? You ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes ` `Oh Dan ` responded Brian `I don t know what to do I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie she claims I never buy her gifts so I must not care about her ` `Brian that s horrible ` said Dan putting his arm around Brian `What type of a gift does she want already?` `Well right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: `Why don t you show me how much you care about me? Why can t you get me something that goes from to 175 in seconds ` `Dan what should I do? I don t have that kind of money? I can t go out and buy her a car ` `A car? Asked Dan `Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale `

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